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What Nationality am i really?

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell", or "bollocks".
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. and not gain weight Woot!
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 1

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll. (uhm, isn't it "barby"?)
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total = 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 4

African American
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken(s).
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 1

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 4

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
[ ] You speak some German (Twice?!!)
Total = 6

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 2

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 3

first - german
second - asian, spanish, italian, australian, russian, irish.
third - american
fourth - canidian
last - african - american, british

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THE LETTER A
Are you available?: Yeah.
What is your age?: 14
What annoys you?: stuck-up people.

THE LETTER B
Do you live in a big house?: i suppose so
When is your birthday?: yesterday.

THE LETTER C
What's your favorite candy?: Chocolate
Who's your crush?: don't have one
When was the last time you cried?: i forget

THE LETTER D
Do you daydream?: rarely
Do you like dogs?: or course!
What day of the week is it?: saturday

THE LETTER E
How do you like your eggs?: scrambled
Have you ever been in the emergency room?: not for me (knock on wood)
What's the easiest thing ever to do?: be stupid

THE LETTER F
Have you ever flown in a plane: yes
Do you use fly swatters?: No
Have you ever used a foghorn: no

THE LETTER G
Do you chew gum?: yes
Are you a giver or a taker?: depends, i'll say giver though
Do you like gummy candies?: yeah, and gummy-vites!

THE LETTER H
How are you?: bueno, gracias.
What color is your hair?: light brown

THE LETTER I
What's your favorite ice cream?: chocolate chip cookie dough
Do you play an instrument?: yeah

THE LETTER J
What's your favorite jelly bean?: umm, green apple
Do you wear jewelry?: sometimes

THE LETTER K
Who do you want to kill?: there'd be better alternatives.
Do you want kids?: idk, probably

THE LETTER L
Are you laid back?: yeah
When was the last time you got laid?: uhhhhh....

THE LETTER M
What's your favorite musical?: OMG HSM (just kidding)... wicked
Do you still watch disney movies?: yeah (:
Do you like mangoes?: if they're good

THE LETTER N
Do you have a nickname?: several, depending on the person
What's your favorite number?: 6
Do you prefer night over day?: night, i'm nocturnal

THE LETTER O
What's your one wish?: impossible things
Are you an only child?: no

THE LETTER P
What's one fear you are most paranoid about?: idk.
What's a personality trait you look for in people?: kindness

THE LETTER Q
Are you quick to judge people?: unfortunately, sometimes. but i'm usually wrong. i'm trying to stop doing it :/

THE LETTER R
Do you think you're always right?: No
You watch reality tv?: *guilty of watching ANTM*
Are you one to cry?: whenever i do, everyone knows about it :/

THE LETTER S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: depends. i like both :]
Do you like snow?: yeah, but after a while, it gets annoying. and when it turns to slush... yechh.
What's your favorite season?: fall

The letter T
What time is it?: 4.36 pm
What time did you wake up?: like 11
When was the last time you slept in a tent?: haha... last summer, 4th of July, in my neighbor's backyard

THE LETTER U
Are you wearing underwear?: yes...

THE LETTER V
What's the worst veggie?: i love them all!
Where do you want to go on vacation?: another country

THE LETTER W
What's your worst habit?: act stupid around people i just met
Where do you live?: on earth
Who do you work for?: child laborr!!

THE LETTER X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: yeah, on meh back
Have you seen the x-games?: not in person...
Can you play a xylophone?: can't anyone?

THE LETTER Y
Do you like the color yellow?: only light/pastel - it's happy :]
What's one thing you yearn for?: haha, yearn's a funny word

THE LETTER Z
What's your zodiac sign?: Capricorn
Do you believe in the zodiac?: what?
Favorite zoo animal?: lions and tigers and polar and panda bears. and the fish and water things. :]

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
¿Donde trabaja?

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can?
Ok...

3. What was the last thing you watched on TV?
Solo

4. Without looking guess what time it is:
4.50 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4.49 pm

6. With the exception of the computer what can you hear?
football game on tv in another room, my family talking, and my dad going "OHH!" "HAHAHA" and "THAT WAS TERRIBLE"

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
yesterday, coming home from the bus stop (i'm lazy)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
the survey before this one

9. What are you wearing?
t-shirt, jeans, socks, etc...

10. Did you dream last night?
i thought that i was dreaming of a song, and then when i woke up the same song was blasting in the next room. i think i was half asleep for several hours before i woke up.

11. When did you last laugh?
when a robot was doing backflips to avoid getting shot.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
green-ness, college degrees

13. Seen anything weird lately?
as a matter of fact, Zoran was... *does not care to explain*

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Boring

15. What was the last film you saw?
solo...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night, what would you buy?
i wouldn't buy anything yet.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
there's a green crayola washable marker to the right of me. (i sure hope you didn't know that. who are "you", anway? o_o)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics?
uhhh.... more doctors in africa :]

19.Do you like to dance?
no

20. George Bush:
um... I HATE YOU.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what would you name her?
ariana eileen

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what would you name him?
anthony dillon...? No idea.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
yeah

24. What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly white gates?
good, you're not evil :]